Don't lose, don't tie. It's easy, Just Win.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bootcamp, and I've been involved in numerous random battles and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in artillery warfare and I'm the top clicker in the entire Europe 3 server.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my words. You think you can get away? Think again.
As you play I am now changing my artillery view so you better prepare. The shot that wipes out the pathetic thing you call tank. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere and I can click with 10 different fingers, and that's just with my hands.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would not have clicked battle.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will click furiously all over you. You're dead, kiddo.