"Nothing Succeeds Like a Budgie with No Teeth."

APIS - type genus of the Apidae: honeybees

"The days gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my Win Rate is above 50%. If I have to I shall cancel my plans, forget to feed my cats, call in sick for work. I shall enjoy lots of coffee and diet cola and chain smoke until I smell like an ashtray. I shall log long hours and win no glory. I shall live and die at my desk. I am the voice on battle chat. I am the sitter on the chair. I pledge my life and honor to the Random Battle, for this day and all days to come."

APIS Clan is for players who want to be in a Clan without all the clutter.
No Checking In. No TeamSpeak, etc. No Clan Wars. No Team Battles. No Stronghold Battles.
Occasional Platooning Only If You Feel Like It.
Play When You Want. Leave the Clan When You Want.
Great Clan History For Your WoT Resume When You Move On To Another More Active Clan.