You miss 100% of the torps you don't launch at friendlies..

Ahoy thailors! It's 'All hands on deck!" here at the premiere LGBT clan in WoWS...SEAMN! We are tolerant of all races, religions, creeds and welcome alternative lifestyles. Prepare to be be boarded because we are fun-loving guys who like to get together and shoot at other guys. If you like toga parties on the lido deck, oil wrestling on the poop deck, walking a long hard plank or even cuddling in the rack together talking about stuff then you have come to the right place!

We have our own Teamspeak server - every Wednesday & Friday on the balls to four watch it's disco night where we enjoy grog and shooting our loads while listening to the best of Donna Summerr, Diana Ross, Peaches & Cream, and of course Village People..I'm hot & bothered just thinking about it. So batten down the hatches, it's always a party when you have SEAMN around you!!

So man the battle stations boys, SEAMN is here! PM our cockswain Hellsau or one of the command staff if you have questions.